Terapeuta no certificado.
Adolescente con problemas existenciales.
Fotografo y dibujante ocasional.
Estudiante de Diseño Gráfico.

 

Woah woah woah

Internet friendships?!

Really?!

It looks more like I’m the one fooled to believe I have any friends like that

More like:

Me: “Oh hey I want to help you, and you’re cool”
Fake friends: “Oh, ok. Help me and when I’m fine I won’t talk to you again ever in my life. Except when you talk to me, because I will remember I met you”

AND NOT ONLY ON THE INTERNET

EVERY. SINGLE. FRIEND. IN MY LIFE.

But, I had a little hope

I though I had at least some friends on the internet

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!

The times I talked to them, probably they were like: “FUCKING COWS IN HELL, IS THIS STUPID DOUCHEBAG AGAIN, I HATE HIM SO MUCH, BUT HE HELPS ME, SO I’LL HAVE TO TALK TO HIM”

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

INTERNET

GO

DIE

IN

HELL

AND WHOEVER SEE THIS

FUCK

YOU!!!!!!

SHOULD I KILL MYSELF?!

OH, WAIT, YOU WANT ME TO DIE. YEAH, PROBABLY I SHOULD HELP YOU THAT TOO, SHOULDN’T I?!

Yesterday, someone broke my hearth

Last saturday, I fell off a moving car

It’s fun to see that I had the fucking Niagara falls in my eyes when she told me the truth

and when I fell off the car, I laughed

My brain is broken too, I guess. Probably because of the fall

Urban bolt
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You just can’t take a normal photo with lights when you’re on a moving bus in the middle of the night
However, this ended pretty amazing

Urban bolt

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You just can’t take a normal photo with lights when you’re on a moving bus in the middle of the night

However, this ended pretty amazing

HOLY SHIT!!!

WHAT THE HELL DID JUST HAPPEN???

I JUST POSTED A FREAKING SCREENSHOT FROM THE FLASH, AND IT’S GETTING ALL THE NOTES I HAVEN’T GOT SINCE I JOINED TUMBLR

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??? I CAN’T EVEN.

How to make a real size model of an AriZona bottle with “battery” cardboard

  1. Make a mess in your table.
  2. Buy a cup of Starbucks’ coffee.
  3. Cut all the cardboard in the scale of the bottle. An option is to procastinate playing with the useless parts.
  4. Get high with the spray paint.
  5. Paint the rest with acrylic.
  6. Glue it all around a water marker.
  7. Paint the details and put it on a fancy base.

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